Title:
Cyborg
Player: You are player number
117051
Today: Description:
You were to designed to be the perfect woman, in an experiment gone wrong. You turn out to be cyborg chick bent on killing and more killing!
An Arabic looking man is trying to do the old spit fire trick and he catches his beard on fire. The other people that were there seemed to get a kick out of it. Play now!
This plane does not crash but it has a pretty rough landing. I hope no one was in the planes bathroom at the time. If they were I am sure they got messy! Play now!