Title:
Cyborg
Player: You are player number
117238
Today: Description:
You were to designed to be the perfect woman, in an experiment gone wrong. You turn out to be cyborg chick bent on killing and more killing!
Hey! Want to see a guy suck a condom up his nose and then pull it out of his mouth? Sure you do! Play now!
Here is a clip from The Tom Green Show where he walks into stores, picks up the intercom and starts saying stupid stuff. He gets kicked out both times but he was able to start paging before anyone could stop him. Play now!