Title:
Cyborg
Player: You are player number
84919
Today: Description:
You were to designed to be the perfect woman, in an experiment gone wrong. You turn out to be cyborg chick bent on killing and more killing!
Marijuana should have been used as an incentive for new recruits. Or.. wait. They drafted most of them. Ehh, what do you want? It's New Years Day and I'm still drunk. Play now!
Fly your plane around bomb the beef factories and destroy their planes before they shoot you down. Play now!