Title:
Cyborg
Player: You are player number
83469
Today: Description:
You were to designed to be the perfect woman, in an experiment gone wrong. You turn out to be cyborg chick bent on killing and more killing!
I don't know. It's kind of amazing to me that this guy just keeps trying. Hanging on like grim death to an idea that was stupid in the first place is...a virtue, i guess. Play now!
Run around as Homer J. Simpson while catching kegs of beer that are falling from a building. Play now!