Title:
Cyborg
Player: You are player number
90040
Today: Description:
You were to designed to be the perfect woman, in an experiment gone wrong. You turn out to be cyborg chick bent on killing and more killing!
I'll bet more people would have watched the Olympics if there was more of this too. Some times I think people only watch figure skating because they think they might get to see somebody lose a finger. Play now!
FINALLY, I can begin assembling my army of mutant, flying robots. Play now!