Title:
Cyborg
Player: You are player number
112872
Today: Description:
You were to designed to be the perfect woman, in an experiment gone wrong. You turn out to be cyborg chick bent on killing and more killing!
Two guys decide to have a roman candle battle and one of them gets shot right in the head. Nice slow-mo version of it too at the end. Play now!
Because really. At the end of the day, what's more fun than torturing your pet, right? I think there might be laws against this kind of thing. At least there should be. Play now!