Title:
Cyborg
Player: You are player number
89528
Today: Description:
You were to designed to be the perfect woman, in an experiment gone wrong. You turn out to be cyborg chick bent on killing and more killing!
Run downhill and then jump into your shopping cart and fly for maximum distance! Play now!
You sit there like half a retard and all of a sudden you're Sea Biscuit all over the place?! Are you f**king with me!? (Did anyone see Bad Santa?) Play now!