Title:
Cyborg
Player: You are player number
88560
Today: Description:
You were to designed to be the perfect woman, in an experiment gone wrong. You turn out to be cyborg chick bent on killing and more killing!
Those cray Ruskies. What will they think of next? Play now!
All I can say is that it is a good thing that professional baseball players wear protective cups. The ball hits this guy right in the nuts very hard. Play now!