Title:
Cyborg
Player: You are player number
88565
Today: Description:
You were to designed to be the perfect woman, in an experiment gone wrong. You turn out to be cyborg chick bent on killing and more killing!
Quick! Somebody patent this thing so they can sell it on late night infomercials! Play now!
Here is a clip from The Tom Green Show where he walks into stores, picks up the intercom and starts saying stupid stuff. He gets kicked out both times but he was able to start paging before anyone could stop him. Play now!