Title:
Cyborg
Player: You are player number
89973
Today: Description:
You were to designed to be the perfect woman, in an experiment gone wrong. You turn out to be cyborg chick bent on killing and more killing!
I love a good 'burning hippies' video as much as the next guy, but these two just won't seem to ignite. Somebody spray these guys down with some kerosene! Play now!
This is Sinistar, from 1982 arcade fame. The objective was to destroy Sinistar as he chases you through space. Thirty years later his voice still gives us the willies. Play now!