Title:
Flu Shot Ingredients
Player: You are player number
98221
Today: Description:
I think that if you just try not to lick any doorknobs for a couple of months, you'll be ok.
Kill all the escaped prisoners and sentence them to death with your pistol by shooting them down. Play now!
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming. Play now!