Title:
Urban Soldier
Player: You are player number
123498
Today: Description:
Soldier, you must score kills by shooting zombies in urban areas using your 44 magnum skillfully.
This is a quality game where you have to throw your old records and CD's at the zombies, just like i Play now!
Marijuana should have been used as an incentive for new recruits. Or.. wait. They drafted most of them. Ehh, what do you want? It's New Years Day and I'm still drunk. Play now!
