Title:
Urban Soldier
Player: You are player number
120363
Today: Description:
Soldier, you must score kills by shooting zombies in urban areas using your 44 magnum skillfully.
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming. Play now!
What might be more impressive than his skills as a martial artist is his ability to take a shot like this to the face and then get back up. I'd be in a coma after something like that. Play now!
