Title:
Urban Soldier
Player: You are player number
124023
Today: Description:
Soldier, you must score kills by shooting zombies in urban areas using your 44 magnum skillfully.
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she will die. Play now!
A guy passes out drunk and his friends pull the old shaving cream trick on him. Man this guy is really out of it. At one point he thinks he has glasses on! Play now!
