Title:
Urban Soldier
Player: You are player number
123232
Today: Description:
Soldier, you must score kills by shooting zombies in urban areas using your 44 magnum skillfully.
Germany can come up with the Gestapo, the Third Reich, and the Final Solution, but their policemen drive VOLVOS? VOLVO STATION WAGONS? Play now!
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming. Play now!
