Title:
Urban Soldier
Player: You are player number
84792
Today: Description:
Soldier, you must score kills by shooting zombies in urban areas using your 44 magnum skillfully.
This is what happens when you get too close to a polar bear. They look cute and cuddly, until they try to pull you through the bars of their cage so that they can eat you. Play now!
This is probably one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. You'll regret having watched it, yet you won't be able to look away. Why? Play now!