Title:
Urban Soldier
Player: You are player number
82447
Today: Description:
Soldier, you must score kills by shooting zombies in urban areas using your 44 magnum skillfully.
Oh, those whacky Japanese. What will they think of next? Torturing animals is so hilarious! I know, let's try FIRE instead of tape! Yayy! Play now!
I watched about the first 6 minutes of this show after the game. This was the hook they used to sucker heterosexual men into watching it. After this scene, it became Sex In The City, only worse. Play now!