Title:
Urban Soldier
Player: You are player number
82460
Today: Description:
Soldier, you must score kills by shooting zombies in urban areas using your 44 magnum skillfully.
Hey, that's Nacho cheese! That's not yo cheese!! Play now!
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming. Play now!
