Title:
Urban Soldier
Player: You are player number
82869
Today: Description:
Soldier, you must score kills by shooting zombies in urban areas using your 44 magnum skillfully.
This must be some really clever, literate, hilarious spoof of some movie or music video that's all the rage with you kids. Because otherwise, it's just a totally pointless piece of junk. Play now!
Cool Pepsi commercial. This boy has a special talent for working with elephants. Well that is, until something goes wrong. Play now!