Title:
Urban Soldier
Player: You are player number
92574
Today: Description:
Soldier, you must score kills by shooting zombies in urban areas using your 44 magnum skillfully.
Destroy the kamikaze suicidal floating bomb rafts and other boats trying to destroy your oil rig. Play now!
This must be some really clever, literate, hilarious spoof of some movie or music video that's all the rage with you kids. Because otherwise, it's just a totally pointless piece of junk. Play now!
