Title:
Urban Soldier
Player: You are player number
119167
Today: Description:
Soldier, you must score kills by shooting zombies in urban areas using your 44 magnum skillfully.
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming. Play now!
Shoot the golf ball with your putter pick up the golden tiles and then hit the hole. Play now!
