Mr. Freeze is trying to take control of Gotham City! Help Batman stop the diabolical villain with his batarang. Be careful! Mr. Freeze has a powerful ray that can make blocks of ice from thin air. Play now!
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming. Play now!
