This is what happens when you get too close to a polar bear. They look cute and cuddly, until they try to pull you through the bars of their cage so that they can eat you. Play now!
As hot as Jessica Simpson is, does anyone else out there find her completely sexless? I want to be attracted to her, I really do. But it's like trying to be attracted to a mannequin in a department store window. Does anyone understand what I'm saying? Play now!
