As hot as Jessica Simpson is, does anyone else out there find her completely sexless? I want to be attracted to her, I really do. But it's like trying to be attracted to a mannequin in a department store window. Does anyone understand what I'm saying? Play now!
As hard-headed as these two must be, it's still pretty tough for them to break a beer bottle over their skull. Or maybe beer makes your head soft. Play now!
