Title:
Treadmill Sweet Jumps
Player: You are player number
5517
Today: Description:
Quick! Somebody patent this thing so they can sell it on late night infomercials!
Hey, want to see some snot-nosed, punk, rich kid try to film homself destroying the Xbox that his mommy and daddy bought him? Problem is, he's too stupid to even capture himself on video doing it. Nice pool too, by the way. Play now!
An assasination attempt goes horribly wrong. Or right. I guess it depends on what side you're on. Play now!