Title:
Lifelike Japanese Robot
Player: You are player number
121422
Today: Description:
Would you like a sneak peek at the future of sex toys? Well, what else do you think they're going to use it for?
YOU ARE NOT COOL. YOUR CAR IS NOT COOL. USING THE WORD "OWNED" DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL. VIDEOTAPING IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL. Everyone got it? Play now!
Slug baseballs at the zombies to keep them from attacking you. Stop zombies with your best baseball hits! Play now!