Title:
Lifelike Japanese Robot
Player: You are player number
82681
Today: Description:
Would you like a sneak peek at the future of sex toys? Well, what else do you think they're going to use it for?
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming. Play now!