Title:
Lifelike Japanese Robot
Player: You are player number
93196
Today: Description:
Would you like a sneak peek at the future of sex toys? Well, what else do you think they're going to use it for?
Boy, I'll tell you what, war looks like a lot of fun doesn't it? Hey, I have an idea! We should start a war some place. Some place warm though. A dry heat, not the sticky jungle heat. That would be really cool. Play now!
Shoot the crazy annoying frog with your gun and make him fall as far away as you can! Play now!