Title:
Lifelike Japanese Robot
Player: You are player number
120511
Today: Description:
Would you like a sneak peek at the future of sex toys? Well, what else do you think they're going to use it for?
Some crazy special effects make it look like this kid just got a real lightsaber for Christmas. Please dont freak out! This is obviously fake. Play now!
Take out all those horrible Teletubbies! Play now!