Title:
Rental Car Destruction
Player: You are player number
78427
Today: Description:
Do you want to see why they won't rent a car to anyone under 21? I think it should be 31.
Stop the ewanks from their invasion, shoot them down before they catapult their rocks at you. Play now!
This must be some really clever, literate, hilarious spoof of some movie or music video that's all the rage with you kids. Because otherwise, it's just a totally pointless piece of junk. Play now!