Title:
Rental Car Destruction
Player: You are player number
98294
Today: Description:
Do you want to see why they won't rent a car to anyone under 21? I think it should be 31.
Great, now that creepy King is going to take all your money at cards too. Play now!
You sit there like half a retard and all of a sudden you're Sea Biscuit all over the place?! Are you f**king with me!? (Did anyone see Bad Santa?) Play now!