Title:
Rental Car Destruction
Player: You are player number
98310
Today: Description:
Do you want to see why they won't rent a car to anyone under 21? I think it should be 31.
You know how some people think that racquetball is for losers? Well this guy is the reason for that stereotype! This moron accidentally hits himself with a racquetball. Play now!
Boy, I'll tell you what, war looks like a lot of fun doesn't it? Hey, I have an idea! We should start a war some place. Some place warm though. A dry heat, not the sticky jungle heat. That would be really cool. Play now!
