Title:
Rental Car Destruction
Player: You are player number
73437
Today: Description:
Do you want to see why they won't rent a car to anyone under 21? I think it should be 31.
You know how you always suspected there was something fishy about those guys in the dorm-room next to yours? Well... Play now!
What I want to know is, if he can't get out of bed, who's bringing him all this food? I mean, seriously. How much do you have to eat to get this big? Play now!