Title:
Siskel And Ebert
Player: You are player number
85704
Today: Description:
I wonder if he would have been nicer to him if he knew he was going to die. Probably not, the jerk.
An evil pumpkin has invaded your patch and is wreaking havoc. He must be stopped. Play now!
I think he just wanted to tenderize his meat a little before he ate it. Would you even be in the water, knowing things like this were swimming beneath you? Play now!