Title:
Siskel And Ebert
Player: You are player number
117893
Today: Description:
I wonder if he would have been nicer to him if he knew he was going to die. Probably not, the jerk.
Jump into your spacecraft, and fire your lasers at enemy space fighters, blow them up and get ready Play now!
Some guy is running in the rain when he slams his face into a stop sign. It looks like he gets knocked out cold because he just lays there. Why is it funny when people run into stuff and get hurt? Play now!