Title:
Siskel And Ebert
Player: You are player number
110209
Today: Description:
I wonder if he would have been nicer to him if he knew he was going to die. Probably not, the jerk.
This is a cool twist on the classic Asteroids retro arcade game, but only now, you're the asteroid! Play now!
Ok, we get it already. Drinking and driving can lead to accidents. But I'm telling you; I drive a LOT better when I'm drunk. Otherwise I'm shaking too much to control the car. Play now!
