Title:
Siskel And Ebert
Player: You are player number
114395
Today: Description:
I wonder if he would have been nicer to him if he knew he was going to die. Probably not, the jerk.
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she will die. Play now!
It's all fun and games until some body gets thrown down the stairs and slams their face against a wall. Ouch. It looks like she was still laughing though. Play now!
