Title:
Siskel And Ebert
Player: You are player number
92998
Today: Description:
I wonder if he would have been nicer to him if he knew he was going to die. Probably not, the jerk.
Some guy is running in the rain when he slams his face into a stop sign. It looks like he gets knocked out cold because he just lays there. Why is it funny when people run into stuff and get hurt? Play now!
Defend your castle by firing your cannon at anything that approaches. Play now!