Title:
Siskel And Ebert
Player: You are player number
113949
Today: Description:
I wonder if he would have been nicer to him if he knew he was going to die. Probably not, the jerk.
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming. Play now!
You know you're the low man on the totem pole when people can do this to you. Play now!