Title:
Siskel And Ebert
Player: You are player number
80500
Today: Description:
I wonder if he would have been nicer to him if he knew he was going to die. Probably not, the jerk.
Shoot down flying discs and health packs to bring your accuracy score up. Play now!
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming. Play now!