Title:
Siskel And Ebert
Player: You are player number
85137
Today: Description:
I wonder if he would have been nicer to him if he knew he was going to die. Probably not, the jerk.
Because really. At the end of the day, what's more fun than torturing your pet, right? I think there might be laws against this kind of thing. At least there should be. Play now!
Your girlfriend has been kidnapped, do odd-jobs shoot down people drive by and earn money. Play now!