Title:
Siskel And Ebert
Player: You are player number
92772
Today: Description:
I wonder if he would have been nicer to him if he knew he was going to die. Probably not, the jerk.
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming. Play now!
Race an inner tube uphill in a water slide. Play now!