Title:
Siskel And Ebert
Player: You are player number
86978
Today: Description:
I wonder if he would have been nicer to him if he knew he was going to die. Probably not, the jerk.
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she will die. Play now!
Some loser decides that he is going to throw a cup of water on a lady who is giving him his order in a drive thru window. His plan backfires because he cant get the car into gear! What a loser! Play now!
