Title:
Tornado Kick To The Face
Player: You are player number
3653
Today: Description:
Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.
You know, it amazes me that Humans aren't extinct by now. How do we manage to stick around on this planet and be so incredibly stupid, all at the same time? Play now!
Umm. Yeah, I don't know if I would drink this. It looks a little.. posessed. Play now!