Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
82852
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Pico needs to defend the portal from an onslaught of clocks! Don't let them get past, mow them down! Play now!
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming. Play now!
