Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
87854
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
As far as special effects go, this was probably the best one of them all. Plus, after watching it, I think I have more hair on my chest. Play now!
What I want to know is, if he can't get out of bed, who's bringing him all this food? I mean, seriously. How much do you have to eat to get this big? Play now!