Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
76350
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Play now!
What do you think the chances are that this guy will get many dates after this has been shown all over the Internet? On second thought, maybe it will help. Play now!
