Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
88642
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
It's just like they taught you in little league. When shooting at stuff, use both hands. Err.. wait. Was that little league? Play now!
A dude is drunk at some outdoor rock concert and his friends get him on video making a fool of himself. This is one good reason not to get drunk. You might end up online. Play now!