Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
117857
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Jump around the water collecting treasures and try not to get hit by other animals unless you like dying. How far can you get? Play now!
Hey, what's a little paralysis when you have this much team spirit? Wouldn't it be terrible if she had some spinal cord injury and she was totally crippled for doing this? Play now!
