Title:
Russian Springer
Player: You are player number
111391
Today: Description:
Uh oh. The Russians have one-upped Jerry Springer with some added Karate! Hiyyyyy yahh!! Probably vodka too.
Fly around with your jet shoot down enemy fighers and return to home base when mission is accomplish Play now!
Your an alien with sensitive hearing. Singers can cause your death. Use your clauq beignet machine to slap them to death before their singing kills you. Play now!
